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The internet’s best Christmas fails

Whether it’s a spot of festive baking or transforming your living room into Santa’s grotto, many of us love getting into the Christmas spirit.

Shop displays leave us wide-eyed with appreciation and we go home inspired; Kirstie Allsop, look out! Our Christmas homes are going to be the one.

However, things don’t always turn out quite as we’d hope – less ho ho ho, more no no no.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone if your Christmas cheer isn’t quite reflected in your efforts; we’ve scoured the internet for some of the best Christmas fails – so grab a mince pie and have a chuckle at these.

1.    When you forget the Christmas stockings and the nearest boot will do


2.    This dog that’s done with Christmas


3.    Multi-purposing your sole decoration

Sole decoration

4.    If you have to use one, let it be merry


5.    You had one job, Santa

Santa note

6.    It’s been a long night for the reindeer


What’s the best Christmas fail you’ve seen? Share your favourites through Twitter or Facebook using #ChristmasFail and we’ll like the best ones.

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