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Cake nightmares

In honour of the Great British Bake Off’s return to our screens, we decided to take a look at some of the internet’s best cake fails.

From dodgy Disney depictions to flat out disastrous dough, here is a round-up of our favourite cake fails.


1. That Ariel will never be part of our world

bake fail arial

2. This gone off watermelon cake

cake fail watermelon 

3. Saw Minions twinky cakes on Pinterest. Despicable effort

cake fail minions

4. Breathe in, you’re having your photo taken!

bake fail splodge

5. This chocolate monstrosity’s lost some of its shine

cake fail shine chocolate

6.    Ooh, so close

cake fail M&Ms

  • Have you had any baking disasters? Share your photos on any of Diamond’s social accounts and we’ll like our favourites!


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